Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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