My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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