Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
smell my finger.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Randomize
