Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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