would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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