WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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