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(970): View more from Colorado

I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.

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(713): View more from Texas

I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.

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(818): View more from California

Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong

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(256): View more from Alabama

Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

Is this the acid talking?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma

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(518): View more from New York

Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????

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(707): View more from California

I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea

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