D3 body, D1 cock
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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