All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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