No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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