He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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