The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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