this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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