There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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