: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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