all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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