I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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