How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Randomize