You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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