K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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