Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
