his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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