How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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