Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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