She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize