i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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