tell your sister to shave her snatch
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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