This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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