I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
you made out with another girl for some wings
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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