What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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