Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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