Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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