So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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