One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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