You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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