my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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