If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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