Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Let's paint friendship bongs
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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