I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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