Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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