on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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