Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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