a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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