He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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