I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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