so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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