We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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