Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Fuck appropriateness.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Randomize
