I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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