Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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