Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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