What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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