The maid of honor just puked.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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