I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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