we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's not a walk of shame if you run
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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