Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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