brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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