grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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